HUMOR
- Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when they leave
- I can resist anything except temptation
- I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully
- I may be inconsistent, but not all the time.
- I've been on a diet now for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks.
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember a thing
- Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler
- Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance
- Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.
- My house was clean last week...sorry you missed it.
- Never eat more than you can lift… miss piggy.
- Never squat with your spurs on
- No Bees, No Honey, No Work, No Money
- The house isn't under construction...kids just live here
- There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness" -Dave Barry
- What if the Hokey Pokey is What it's all about?
- When I die, please get to my sewing room before my husband does... Take whatever you want, and bring a truck.
- You don't have to brush all of your teeth, only the ones you want to keep.
- You know you're over the hill when happy hour means nap time
