KITCHEN
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
- Bon Appétit
- Breakfast At Tiffany’s
- Broken cookies don't have calories
- Buen Provecho
- Christ, the Center of Our Home, A Guest at Every Meal, A Silent Listener to Every conversation
- Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives
- Dinner is better when we eat together
- Eat your peas
- Grandma's kitchen. . . Tasters welcome
- Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
- I kiss better than I cook
- If you can't wash the dishes -- don't eat
- If you want breakfast in bed. . . sleep in the kitchen
- If we are what we eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
- Life is yummy
- Life is a Banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! -Auntie Mame
- Martha Doesn't Live Here!
- My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations
- My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it
- My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
- No Empty Chairs
- Never trust a skinny cook
- No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
- Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie from the oven.
- Real men wear aprons
- Season everything with love
- So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust.
- Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate -- Plautus
- There's room for all of God's creatures…right next to the mashed potatoes.
- This kitchen is closed due to illness, I'm sick of cooking
- This kitchen is self serve
- Today's Menu Choices: Take it or Leave it
- World Famous Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches
